grandma shit on top of the toilet
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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