I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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