Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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