I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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