just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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