Midget sex pt 2 tonight
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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