Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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