Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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