there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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