Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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