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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
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