Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
