Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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