I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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