stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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