only if we run a train.
done.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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