Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
my poor anus
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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