so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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