Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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