you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
This is classic penis vs brain.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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