Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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