been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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