If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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