She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Too much gin, very little bucket
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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