his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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