How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You smell like stripper and shame
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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