They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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