I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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