My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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