we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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