try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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