i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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