He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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