Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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