just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
