By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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