Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
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