i would punch a child for taco bell
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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