In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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