After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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