I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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