Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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