i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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