I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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