You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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