i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
