whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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