Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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