We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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