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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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