the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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