dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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