you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
no more duck duck goose at the bar
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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