I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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