so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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