I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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