He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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